some SHT quotes

When you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut




Shit floats to the top


Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.


You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.


You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.


You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.


You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.


Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.


You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.


This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.


Dear Santa,  I've been good all year.  Ok most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.


Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.


If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.


When you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut